NORTHERN EXPOSURE: Man's penis freezes to ground outside Fort McMurray pub

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A rendering of the Fort McMurray penis freezing incident
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Fort McMurray emergency services recently had their hands full, saving a man after his penis became frozen to a sidewalk during a confrontation.

On January 12, an intoxicated man was involved in a dispute that initially took place inside the East Village Pub & Eatery, reported TMZ.

The argument spilled into the street and a fight broke out. During the altercation, the man's pants fell down.

As he tumbled to the ground, his penis became stuck to the sidewalk due to the frigid temperatures.

EMS managed to detach the man's penis from the ice without injury or inadvertent circumcision. He was arrested but not charged with any crime.

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