US President Donald Trump's latest Executive Order is literally out of this world.
That's because Trump has decided the rapid colonizing of Mars is on his immediate must-do list.
"Look, we are moving towards Canada, with GOVENOR MARK CARNEY as our 51st state, Now we can look at THE RED PLANET as our glorious 52nd state," Trump said on Truth Social Tuesday morning.
And Trump has his own Rocketman who is already well informed on Mars colonization — Elon Musk.
"It will give me great pleasure in the very near future to name Elon Musk the GOVERNOR OF THE 52ND STATE," said Trump.
"It will be the REDDEST OF ALL RED STATES!"
In a nod to his Florida home, where Musk has been encamped since Trump was elected, the president said the governor's mansion in space will be called "Mars-a-lago" and be an exact replica of the Florida mansion modified for the zero oxygen and lighter gravity environment.
"As everyone knows, Biden, THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY, faked the moon landing. We will be doing the Mars landing FOR REAL in the very near future. Very near. Very futuristic."
The ground of Mars is thought to be rich in a mineral called thorium, which the Western Standard reported could be used to give China enough power for 60,000 years.
Trump has been using ICE agents to deport thousands of illegal aliens in the United States, and he isn't ruling them out to be sent to Mars, looking for illegal aliens there.
The president pointed out Mars is surrounded by an asteroid belt "which will work like the GREAT WALL that is keeping illegals from Mexico out."
"If we find any illegal aliens on Mars, they will be IMMEDIATELY deported to Jupiter," Trump said.
"I don't care if they're brown, black, yellow, or GREEN; every single illegal alien will be sent packing from AMERICA. And when Mars becomes our cherished — very, very cherished — 52nd state, illegal green aliens will be deported to WHEREVER they came from. Probably Lesotho in Africa, which NOBODY has ever heard of."
The president also said that a Republican Mars becoming the 52nd state could help to balance the political impact of absorbing Canada as a Democratic-leaning 51st state.
"We want Canada yes. We want Canada to become our CHERISHED 51st state. But they're pretty blue. Pretty blue, you know? They're probably going to vote for the Democrats. They love me. They love me up there, but they're probably won't vote for me yet. Not yet. They will vote for me, but not yet."
"That's why we have to have to make the GREAT planet of Mars the 52nd state. Because they people who colonize Mars are going to love me. They are going to love me SO MUCH, and they are going to vote for me. Mars is going to be THE reddest state in the union. Led by Governor Musk, Mars is going to be SO RED that it will cancel out all the blue votes from Canada."
Echoing his plans to turn the Gaza Strip into a gold resort, Trump hinted that Mars could become a booming tourist destination.
"I'm also looking forward to being the first to hit a golf ball on Mars, it'll be like something nobody has ever seen before," said Trump.
Trump also announced that Lirpa Loof will be the first manager of DOME — The Department of Mars Efficiency.